ALPO Documentary Trailer Released
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ALPO Documentary Trailer Released

hey good evening star report special edition Sunday evening breaking news breaking news you see it on the screen the Alpo documentary trailer surfaced today let’s take our time in the words of Funkmaster Flex the big dog streets want this yeah they do let’s not play that game I’m gonna go extra slow for […]

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Office Phone Call – SNL
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Office Phone Call – SNL

>>AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR THIRD QUARTER REVENUE WAS DOWN ALMOST 5% BUT OUR ONLINE SALES IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS SUGGEST A LOT OF UPSIDE. ANY QUESTIONS?>>YES. I JUST WANTED TO MENTION THAT I THINK IS A HUGE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPAND FURTHER INTO THE BY TOE TECH SECTOR. THAT’S WHERE WE’VE SEEN THE BIGGEST […]

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SML Movie: Jeffy’s Taco Tuesday!
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SML Movie: Jeffy’s Taco Tuesday!

Jeffy: Alright, Daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I’m ready. Mario: Jeffy, what are you doing? I got my taco suit on, Daddy. Why do you have a taco suit on, Jeffy? For Taco Tuesday! What’s Taco Tuesday? DON’T YOU DO THIS TO ME, DADDY!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT TACO TUESDAY IS!!! Jeffy, I don’t know what […]

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SML Movie: Jeffy The Rapper 2
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SML Movie: Jeffy The Rapper 2

Jeffy: Tacos gave me diarrhea, diarrhea, DIARRHEA! Tacos gave me diarrhea and it is in my pants! Mario: Jeffy, stop it! Don’t sing about stuff like that it’s gross! (BTW, all of the parenthesis are from iSunnyD) (doorbell rings) Jeffy: Somebody is at the door, at the door, AT THE DOOR! Somebody is at the […]

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Diabetes Intervention
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Diabetes Intervention

>>HEY GUYS, WHAT’S GOING ON?>>FIRST OF ALL, MATT, WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE ARE ALL YOUR FRIENDS HERE.>>HAS SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED? DID THEY CANCEL DOWNTON ABBEY?>>NO MATT. WE FOUND THIS IN YOUR CAR.>>OH THANK GOODNESS! I THOUGHT I LOST THAT!>>SO, YOU’RE NOT EVEN GOING TO PRETEND IT’S NOT YOURS?>>SHOULD I?>>MATT, WE OPENED IT.>>OKAY.>>AND […]

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Diabetes vs. Diabetes | Kid President
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Diabetes vs. Diabetes | Kid President

Kid President: People of the Internet! Knock knock, Kid President’s there! Ow! Got some real talk for you grown-ups. This is my most important speech I ever gave. Seriously, this is going to be great, or maybe not. Difficulties! Carefully…there! Grown-ups are always angry! They tell us kids, be nice! But what about them? Grown-ups, […]

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