Mental Diarrhea – I’m Getting Old (lyrics in CC)
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Mental Diarrhea – I’m Getting Old (lyrics in CC)

September 1, 2019


I’m watching politics every day, Getting worried sick anyway, The minister of finance resigned today, He says there’s no money left for us, It’s flied away I don’t drink cause I cannot stand hangovers, Cigarettes, just 3 or 4 per day, No gambling, no other girls, no sleepovers, I don’t eat much of any fast food, Cause when I die, I’ll feel healthy and good I’m getting old, I hate the crowd, I don’t rock’n’roll cause it’s too loud, I hate the lights, but I’m scared of the dark, Compared to me the jazz is young, I’m getting old, I hate the crowd, I don’t rock’n’roll cause it’s too loud, I hate you all, I have the teeth of gold, You cannot please me, I’m getting old The chiropractor has become my BFF, Running from the postman, He brings me nothing good The dentist gives me warranty till death, I don’t make new friends, Cause I despise the ones I have Melting in the heat, Not a fan of air conditioning My smelly dog is spreading its bacteria, My sweaty butt is glued to a fake leather chair, I’m in no mood, you piss me off, I’m a hypochondriac, don’t come near, STOP! I’m getting old, I hate the crowd, I don’t rock’n’roll cause it’s too loud, I hate the lights, but I’m scared of the dark, Compared to me the jazz is young, I’m getting old, I hate the crowd, I don’t rock’n’roll cause it’s too loud, I hate you all, I have the teeth of gold, You cannot please me, I’m getting old EVERYBODY NOW! I’m getting old, I hate the crowd, I don’t rock’n’roll cause it’s too loud, I hate the lights, but I’m scared of the dark, Compared to me the jazz is young, EVERYBODY!
COME ON ALL! I’m getting old, I hate the crowd, I don’t rock’n’roll cause it’s too loud, We hate you all, three tits of gold, You cannot please us, we’re getting old OLD!

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