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October 10, 2019


WELL, WELCOME TO THE SHOW. WHO IN HERE WANT TO WIN $20,000? [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LET’S GO. GIVE ME GINO, GIVE ME VRNDA. TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. HERE WE GO. NAME SOMEONE YOU’D HATE TO SEE WALK INTO THE ROOM JUST AS YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF THEM. GINO: MY SPOUSE. STEVE: SPOUSE. VRNDA: MY BOSS. STEVE: YOUR BOSS. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] PASS OR PLAY? VRNDA: WE’RE GOING TO PLAY. STEVE: WELL, LET’S GO. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] TO SEE WALK INTO THE ROOM JUST AS YOU’RE MAKING FUN OF THEM. ISHITA: MY BEST FRIEND. STEVE: YOUR BEST FRIEND. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] RADHA, NAME SOMEONE YOU’D HATE TO SEE WALK INTO THE ROOM JUST AS YOU’RE MAKING FUN OF THEM. RADHA: ROOMMATE. STEVE: YOUR ROOMMATE. VRNDA: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. [AUDIENCE GROANS] STEVE: CHI-DAWG, NAME SOMEONE YOU’D HATE TO SEE WALK INTO THE OF THEM. CHIRAJ: MY PARENTS. STEVE: YOUR PARENTS. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NAME SOMEONE YOU’D HATE TO SEE WALK INTO THE ROOM JUST AS YOU’RE MAKING FUN OF THEM. GOVIND: YOUR TEACHER. DALALS: OHH! WOMAN: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: TEACHER! [AUDIENCE GROANS] ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TWO STRIKES. WE GOTTA BE CAREFUL. JONES FAMILY CAN STEAL. VRNDA: MY COWORKER. WOMAN: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: YOUR COWORKER! [AUDIENCE GROANS] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NAME SOMEONE YOU’D HATE TO SEE WALK INTO THE ROOM JUST AS YOU’RE MAKING FUN OF THEN, GINO: A POLICE OFFICER. MAN: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: A POLICE OFFICER. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NUMBER 8. AUDIENCE: MY KID. STEVE: I DO IT ALL THE TIME. [LAUGHTER] 7. AUDIENCE: MY EX. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: 6. AUDIENCE: MY SIBLING. STEVE: EVERY DAY. [LAUGHTER] LET’S GO TO QUESTION 2. GIVE ME RAYMOND, GIVE ME ISHITA. TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. WE SOMETHING YOU PUT ON AND YOU CAN GET YOUR HUSBAND TO DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING. RAYMOND: LINGERIE. STEVE: LINGERIE. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] PASS OR PLAY? RAYMOND: WE GONNA PLAY. STEVE: LET’S GO. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LATOYYA, TALKED TO 100 MARRIED WOMEN. NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT ON AND YOU CAN GET YOUR HUSBAND TO DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING. LATOYYA: OK, HOW ABOUT WHIPPED CREAM? MAN: OK. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] SHERE-KHAN: GOOD ANSWER. GINO: GREAT ANSWER. GREAT ANSWER. STEVE: WHAT’S UP, GIRL? WHAT’S UP, GIRL? [LAUGHTER] I HEAR YOU, LATOYYA. YEAH, OH, YOU DON’T WANT TO DO WHAT I’M TELLING YOU TO DO? [IMITATES SPRAYING WHIPPED CREAM] WHAT YOU WANT TO DO NOW? I’LL BET YOU–I’LL BET YOU DO IT NOW. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [AUDIENCE GROANS] ALL RIGHT, JONATHAN, TALKED TO 100 MARRIED WOMEN. NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT ON AND YOU CAN GET YOUR HUSBAND TO DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING. JONATHAN: AS A MARRIED WOMAN, I WOULD GO WITH NOTHING. MAN: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: NOTHING! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] SHERE-KHAN? STEVE: HOW YOU DOING, MAN? SHERE-KHAN: I’M GREAT. HOW ARE YOU? STEVE: ALL RIGHT, WE TALKED TO 100 MARRIED WOMEN. NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT ON AND YOU CAN GET YOUR HUSBAND TO DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING. SHERE-KHAN: LET’S GO WITH SOME RED LIPSTICK. STEVE: RED LIPSTICK. [AUDIENCE GROANS] ALL RIGHT, WE GOTTA BE CAREFUL, GINO. WE GOT TWO STRIKES. DALAL FAMILY CAN STEAL. TALKED TO 100 MARRIED WOMEN. NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT ON, YOU CAN GET YOUR HUSBAND TO DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING. GINO: PUT ON AN ATTITUDE. TRASH OUT, GONNA DO THEM DISHES STEVE: ONE MORE TIME, GINO. LET ME HEAR THAT ATTITUDE. DO IT ONE MORE TIME. GINO: YOU GONNA TAKE THAT TRASH OUT, YOU GONNA GET IN THERE AND DO THEM DISHES, AND YOU GONNA DO IT NOW. STEVE: YEAH. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] IT’S DONE. STEVE: ARE YOU MOVING YOUR NECK AROUND WHEN YOU DO THAT? GINO: [INDISTINCT] STEVE: ONE MORE TIME. LET ME SEE. GINO: …MAKE SURE YOU TAKE THAT TRASH OUT, DO THEM DISHES, AND DO IT NOW. STEVE: YEAH. YOU’D’A HEARD YOUR MAMA SAY THAT BEFORE. GINO: YEAH. SHOUTOUT MOM, SHOUTOUT MOM. STEVE: YEAH. OH, YEAH. YOUR ATTITUDE! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] YOU GOT TWO STRIKES. YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL. DALAL FAMILY CAN STEAL. RAYMOND: HOW ABOUT THEY PUT ON A SEXY R-RATED MOVIE? AUDIENCE: OOH! STEVE: AN R-RATED MOVIE! [AUDIENCE GROANS] WOMEN: PERFUME! PERFUME! STEVE: WE TALKED TO 100 MARRIED WOMEN. NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT ON, YOU CAN GET YOUR HUSBAND TO DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING. STEVE: PERFUME! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] AUDIENCE: DINNER/BACON. STEVE: 3. AUDIENCE: JUST A TOWEL. STEVE: WELL, WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK, Y’ALL. DON’T GO AWAY. Happy birthday! Let’s blow out the candles together! Ok, let’s huff and puff. Like you do sometimes, Grandpa? Well, when you have COPD, it can be hard to breathe. So my doctor said… SYMBICORT can help you breathe better starting within 5 minutes. It doesn’t replace a rescue inhaler for sudden symptoms. SYMBICORT helps provide significant improvement of your lung function. SYMBICORT is for COPD, including chronic bronchitis and emphysema. It should not be taken more than twice a day. It may increase your risk of lung infections, osteoporosis, and some eye problems. Tell your doctor if you have a heart condition or high blood pressure before taking it. SYMBICORT could mean a day with better breathing. Watch out, piggies! Ask your doctor if SYMBICORT is right for you. If you can’t afford your medication, AstraZeneca may be able to help. You can’t fake the goodness The crunch of real almonds The taste of real raspberries We use real ingredients Because you can’t fake… delicious Special K STEVE: WELCOME BACK TO THE “FEUD,” EVERYBODY. DALAL FAMILY, 141, AND THE JONES FAMILY NOT ON

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