Diabetic Sucker Parody (Specifically for Nick Jonas)
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Diabetic Sucker Parody (Specifically for Nick Jonas)

September 8, 2019


Hey there Nick Jonas,
Can we be best diabuddies, you and me? We both have issues, (yeah)
Producing the drug insulin naturally Just like Mary Tyler Moore, Court Justice
Sotomayor, There’s Bret Michaels, Jay Cutler, Theresa
May Our medicine is the same, pancreases are all
lame, And, Nicky you know I got to say I’m diabetic like you
I’ll do anything nonbetics do perfectly! I’m diabetic like you
No I didn’t get it from too much candy I’m diabetic and don’t get it wrong you
see I Got type one not type 2 (type 2) not type
2 (type 2) And Nick we make the typical diabetic look
cool It’s true, I’m diabetic like you (bad fake whistling because I can’t whistle
that well) Yo, there Nick Jonas
We never met, but you know everything you need We can trade numbers Our highest highs and lowest lows
And A1C I’ve been dancing on top of cars and stumbling
out of bars been feeling kind of bizarre, let’s check
my blood all my friend were screaming yo, DanHaddin
you’re going low Didn’t mean to make it obvious I’m diabetic like you,
I leave a trail of test strips everywhere you see I’m diabetic like you I wear my insulin pump tubing fashionably I’m diabetic and tired of all of the stereotypes
that ain’t true (ain’t true) that ain’t true (ain’t
true) Cuz we all know the typical diabetic is cool
It’s true! I’m diabetic like you (more fake whistling) Just like Mary Tyler Moore, Court Justice
Sotomayor, There’s Bret Michaels, Jay Cutler, Theresa
May Our medicine is the same, pancreases are all
lame, And, Nicky you know I got to say I’m diabetic like you
So can I join the Jonas brother family? I’m diabetic like you
I’ll hit the road with you guys anytime you need I’m diabetic and I won’t be subtle: just
please Let me get to know you, (know you)
to know you (know you) And we can show the world how much diabetics
can rule We rule,
I’m diabetic like you (even more fake whistling) I’m diabetic like you

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  1. You’re a genious! You should make other videos like this one. I suggest you using the song “Broccoli” next time 🥦

  2. Lmao when I was in the hospital because of surprise dka/ diagnosis I vaguely lucidly remember telling the nurse about Nick Jonas being my new spirit animal and her looking at me like I was actually dying.

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